“Friends, Rumâns, citizens, lend me your foul language” :))) February 2, 2008

Romanasii au un limbaj al dracului de buruienos,  pe cat de elevat poate fi la unele specimene. Mi-a cazut pe mana un material grav si chiar daca scrie acolo sa nu-l faci public ca te pasc probleme cu legea, eu sunt ca romanii catre care mai jos  graieste cezarul corporatist si va invit sa gustati delicatesa, care este foarte serioasa (no bulls#it!) :“

 > Acesta este un e-mail intern (pentru angajatii
> romani)
> >
> > de la o reprezentanta in Romania a unei mari
> >
> > corporatii > >
>
> > To: All Romanian Speaking Staff
>
> > Subject: Improper Language Usage
> >
> >
> >
> > It has been brought to our attention by several
> officials visiting our office in Romania that
> offensive language is commonly used by our  Romanian
> speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to
> violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and 
> offensive to both visitors and  staff. 
>
> > All personnel will immediately adhere to the
> following rules:
> >
> >
> > 1. Words like futui, in pula mea, pula and other
> such  expressions will not be tolerated or used for
> emphasis  or dramatic effect, no matter how  heated
> a discussion may become.
> >
> > 2. You will not say si-a bagat pula when someone
> makes  a mistake, or s-a cacat pe el if you see
> someone being    reprehended, or baga-mi-as, when a
> major mistake has been made. All forms and
> derivations  of the verb a se caca and a se fute
> are utterly  inappropriate and unacceptable in our> environment.
> >
> > 3. No project manager, section head or
> administrator under any circumstances will be
> referred to as pula de  om, cacanaru’ or boul.
> >
> >4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as
>  pulalau nor will persons who lack initiative be
> referred to as muiangiu.
> >
> >5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management
> are  not to be referred to as porcarii.
> >
> >6. Do not say futu-ti mata if somebody is
> persistent;do not add pula mea, if a colleague is
> going through a  difficult situation. Furthermore,
> you must not say am pus-o (refer to item 2) nor o sa
> ne-o traga when a matter becomes excessively 
> complicated.
> >
> >7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must
>  not say du-te-n pula mea or should you ever
> substitute  ‘May I help you?’ with, ce pula mea
> vrei?.
> >
> >8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your
> elderly industrial partners bosorogi imputiti.
> >
> >9. Do not say ia mai mereti-n pula cu cacatu’ asta
> when a relevant project is presented to you, nor
> should you ever answer futu-te-n cur  when your
> assistance is required.
> >
> >10. You should never call partner representatives
> as  boul dracului or tampitu’ ala.
> >
> >11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be
> discussed in terms such as pizdulica buna,
> futaciosu’ or homalau’ lu’ peste.
> >
> >12. Last but not least, after reading this note,
> please do not say ma sterg la cur cu textul asta.
> Just keep it clean and dispose of it  properly.
>
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