“Friends, Rumâns, citizens, lend me your foul language” :))) February 2, 2008

Romanasii au un limbaj al dracului de buruienos,  pe cat de elevat poate fi la unele specimene. Mi-a cazut pe mana un material grav si chiar daca scrie acolo sa nu-l faci public ca te pasc probleme cu legea, eu sunt ca romanii catre care mai jos  graieste cezarul corporatist si va invit sa gustati delicatesa, care este foarte serioasa (no bulls#it!) :“

 > Acesta este un e-mail intern (pentru angajatii
> romani)
> >
> > de la o reprezentanta in Romania a unei mari
> >
> > corporatii > >
>
> > To: All Romanian Speaking Staff
>
> > Subject: Improper Language Usage
> >
> >
> >
> > It has been brought to our attention by several
> officials visiting our office in Romania that
> offensive language is commonly used by our  Romanian
> speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to
> violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and 
> offensive to both visitors and  staff. 
>
> > All personnel will immediately adhere to the
> following rules:
> >
> >
> > 1. Words like futui, in pula mea, pula and other
> such  expressions will not be tolerated or used for
> emphasis  or dramatic effect, no matter how  heated
> a discussion may become.
> >
> > 2. You will not say si-a bagat pula when someone
> makes  a mistake, or s-a cacat pe el if you see
> someone being    reprehended, or baga-mi-as, when a
> major mistake has been made. All forms and
> derivations  of the verb a se caca and a se fute
> are utterly  inappropriate and unacceptable in our> environment.
> >
> > 3. No project manager, section head or
> administrator under any circumstances will be
> referred to as pula de  om, cacanaru’ or boul.
> >
> >4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as
>  pulalau nor will persons who lack initiative be
> referred to as muiangiu.
> >
> >5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management
> are  not to be referred to as porcarii.
> >
> >6. Do not say futu-ti mata if somebody is
> persistent;do not add pula mea, if a colleague is
> going through a  difficult situation. Furthermore,
> you must not say am pus-o (refer to item 2) nor o sa
> ne-o traga when a matter becomes excessively 
> complicated.
> >
> >7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must
>  not say du-te-n pula mea or should you ever
> substitute  ‘May I help you?’ with, ce pula mea
> vrei?.
> >
> >8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your
> elderly industrial partners bosorogi imputiti.
> >
> >9. Do not say ia mai mereti-n pula cu cacatu’ asta
> when a relevant project is presented to you, nor
> should you ever answer futu-te-n cur  when your
> assistance is required.
> >
> >10. You should never call partner representatives
> as  boul dracului or tampitu’ ala.
> >
> >11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be
> discussed in terms such as pizdulica buna,
> futaciosu’ or homalau’ lu’ peste.
> >
> >12. Last but not least, after reading this note,
> please do not say ma sterg la cur cu textul asta.
> Just keep it clean and dispose of it  properly.
>
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Ia d-aici statistici February 1, 2008

·  (2000): “The leading causes of death in 2000 were tobacco (435,000 deaths; 18.1% of total US deaths), poor diet and physical inactivity (400,000 deaths; 16.6%), and alcohol consumption (85,000 deaths; 3.5%). Other actual causes of death were microbial agents (75,000), toxic agents (55,000), motor vehicle crashes (43,000), incidents involving firearms (29,000), sexual behaviors (20,000), and illicit use of drugs (17,000).”
(Note: According to a correction published by the Journal on Jan. 19, 2005, “On page 1240, in Table 2, ‘400,000 (16.6)’ deaths for ‘poor diet and physical inactivity’ in 2000 should be ‘365,000 (15.2).’ A dagger symbol should be added to ‘alcohol consumption’ in the body of the table and a dagger footnote should be added with ‘in 1990 data, deaths from alcohol-related crashes are included in alcohol consumption deaths, but not in motor vehicle deaths. In 2000 data, 16,653 deaths from alcohol-related crashes are included in both alcohol consumption and motor vehicle death categories.” Source: Journal of the American Medical Association, Jan. 19, 2005, Vol. 293, No. 3, p. 298.)

· ( 2000): “Illicit drug use is associated with suicide, homicide, motor-vehicle injury, HIV infection, pneumonia, violence, mental illness, and hepatitis. An estimated 3 million individuals in the United States have serious drug problems. Several studies have reported an undercount of the number of deaths attributed to drugs by vital statistics; however, improved medical treatments have reduced mortality from many diseases associated with illicit drug use. In keeping with the report by McGinnis and Foege, we included deaths caused indirectly by illicit drug use in this category. We used attributable fractions to compute the number of deaths due to illicit drug use. Overall, we estimate that illicit drug use resulted in approximately 17000 deaths in 2000, a reduction of 3000 deaths from the 1990 report.” ·Disease Control reports that in 2003, there were a total of 31,484 deaths from suicide in the US. ·  (2003): The US Centers for Disease Control reports that in 2003, there were a total of 17,732 deaths from homicide in the US.

·  (2003): “In 2003, a total of 28,723 persons died of drug-induced causes in the United States (Tables 21 and 22). The category ‘drug-induced causes’ includes not only deaths from dependent and nondependent use of drugs (legal and illegal use), but also poisoning from medically prescribed and other drugs. It excludes unintentional injuries, homicides, and other causes indirectly related to drug use. Also excluded are newborn deaths due to mother�s drug use.”

·  (2003): “In 2003, a total of 20,687 persons died of alcohol-induced causes in the United States (Tables 23 and 24). The category ‘alcohol-induced causes’ includes not only deaths from dependent and nondependent use of alcohol, but also accidental poisoning by alcohol. It excludes unintentional injuries, homicides, and other causes indirectly related to alcohol use as well as deaths due to fetal alcohol syndrome.”

·  (1996): “Each year, use of NSAIDs (Non-Steroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drugs) accounts for an estimated 7,600 deaths and 76,000 hospitalizations in the United States.” (NSAIDs include aspirin, ibuprofen, naproxen, diclofenac, ketoprofen, and tiaprofenic acid.)

 ·  (Average 1982-1998): According to Canadian researchers, approximately 32,000 hospitalized patients (and possibly as many as 106,000) in the USA die each year because of adverse reactions to their prescribed medications.

·  An exhaustive search of the literature finds no credible reports of deaths induced by marijuana. The US Drug Abuse Warning Network (DAWN) records instances of drug mentions in medical examiners’ reports, and though marijuana is mentioned, it is usually in combination with alcohol or other drugs. Marijuana alone has not been shown to cause an overdose death.

Deci, daca cineva nu intelege, lasati un comment si va traduc. Promit. F*****’ legalize!

Frunza Verde a iubit si el o Fata Verde January 31, 2008

Si mult a iubit-o, far-a prinde chiar de veste ca Fata Verde nu e una, ci reprezinta cele mai importante aspecte ale vietii mele : inseamna legatura cu anotimpul inverzirii naturii in care m-am nascut, inseamna hipnoza in care intram cand eram copil cand ma uitam in dupa amiaza de vara la cum bate vantul printre crengi, inseamna tineretea in care ascultam melodia ce-i poarta numele si in care ma durea la bashketzi, inseamna Fata Verde M, unica si solitara pe care am sa o iubesc toata viata, inseamna afinitatea mea catre botanica samanista, inseamna mesajul unor generatii care trebuiau sa codifice ce voiau sa spuna, inseamna prospetimea ideilor ce-mi curg prin mens et corpore everyday, inseamna un melanj intre idealul feminin si fiecare noua fata a animei, inseamna culoarea fetei mele cand aud manele, inseamna taria cu care mi-a inviat puiul de bambus cand i-am pus “Adagio for strings”, inseamna fanteziile mistico-erotice si inseamna clorofila mea spirituala.Legalize it! Am dreptul la propria mea viata, am dreptul sa contemplu ca un copil tot ce ma inconjoara!